Wrote Something

Sometimes I Write Something

  • The word for art is dog

    It took four beers to write the first one of these. That’s inefficient, I think. Or unhealthy. Or both. They’re not mutually exclusive. Four beers per nine-hundred and fifty-ish words is probably a bad rate. Writing for the sake of it is hard. I feel like I need a thesis, a scheme, a theme, and… Read more

  • I tend to overthink. It gets in the way of my writing, which I’d like to do more of. So I went to the store and I bought a beer. I bought six. And I’m going to think less and just write. They come in six. I won’t be drinking six. I don’t know how… Read more