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  • Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

    I turned 29 at the end of March. I went through the previous year not thinking about my age. Then I was pretty sure I was turning 28. Then I did the math. Then I was disappointed. And a little scared. I remember being in my early 20’s and thinking it was silly when people… Read more

  • Hear It Here First! Fat Guy Blogs About Weight Loss

    The digital scale in my bathroom has a decimal point. It measures to the nearest tenth of a pound. It’s unhelpful. It’s not how people work. Or at least it’s not how I work. And I’m people. A tenth of a pound is barely even water weight. You can’t gain or lose a tenth of… Read more